Saturn Would Like to See Your Attendance Record

People keep asking Saturn when the reward is coming.

Saturn appears to have one question in return:

"Were you there on Tuesday?"

Not the inspirational Tuesday.

Not the Tuesday when motivation arrived wearing sunglasses and carrying a playlist.

The boring Tuesday.

The one where nobody applauded, nothing went viral and the work still needed doing.

In astrology, Saturn is associated with time, repetition, responsibility, limits and endurance.

Which is inconvenient because most of us would prefer Saturn to be associated with sudden wealth and three-day weekends.

Saturn's idea of encouragement is apparently:

"Good. Do it again."

Terrible motivational speaker.

Remarkably consistent philosophy.